April 2012
11 posts
Three things I miss the most about SF:
These two! SO MUCH. Big brother with bigger brother heh.
And the fog. But that thick ass fog when you can’t even see the end of the street and it’s as if a blanket covers the night, actually keeping the city warm. Or at least not as cold.
Ooh! And storms.
tyleroakley:
odair:
omfg press alt+the reblog button
praise god bless jesus hallelu
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Watchbig-mach:
miminguyen:
AMAZING
that was awesome
Now, that’s how you get the word out! Commercials? Pshh, fuck that.
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- i got hit in the head with a softball yesterday. and it kinna hurts to chew now.
- i got hit on by a guy the other night and i actually gave him my number cause he seems like a super cool dude to kick it with.
- this is one tiring spring break. and i haven’t even begun to catch up on my schoolwork.
- i am a proud owner of a 49ers pillow pet :D
- does anybody remember what they were...
March 2012
37 posts
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so... →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
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Watchlittle-lion-heart:
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side.
Watch
this got taken down right away on youtube, but we contacted the chick who made it and convinced her to put it on vimeo where it’s probably safe… quite possibly the sexiest video on the internet.
How I shop: inactivity for months then binge for dayss.
& plus! tax return <3
I’ve never been love. And I don’t think I’ve even loved anybody. It’s such a trip to me when I see friends tell their significant other how much they love them and that they’ll be forever, but then a few months or even years later.. they’re telling different people the exact same thing.
I don’t think that they’re lying when they say it or that...
Today
class < THIS. lol always on a thursday. thirstythursdays<3
Watchleestephanie:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!
ALWAYS REBLOG MUSICAL SQUARES
YOU HAVE NOT LIVED IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS YET
YES ITS BACK.
Lesbian alternatives to the phrase "Cockblock"
immortalclitoris:
1) Vagected 2) Twat swat 3) Clam jam 4) Clitorference 5) Beaver impeder 6) Taco blocko 7) Scissorception
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There’s an old voice in my head that’s...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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http://healingtreehouse.com/ — I’ve found a new dispensary :] and I am freakin’ excited. It’s closer to my place, people seem chill, and it’s a bit cheaper than other places.
Can I just take this moment to mourn my two favorite dispensaries.
Higher Level — two words: organic weed :D I have yet to find a place that sells organic marijuana. And lemme tell you,...
You look so sexy, you really turn me on. Blow my...
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Watchavocadosalad:
I’m crying
navk:
Dedicated to Henry Charles Bukowski: information upon an empire of coins
henrycharlesbukowski:
the legs are gone and the hopes — the lava of outpouring, and I haven’t shaved in sixteen days but the mailman still makes his rounds and water still comes out of the faucet and I have a photo of myself with glazed and milky eyes full of simple music in golden trunks and 20 oz. gloves when I...
Hip hop is life, but there’s more to life than Hip hop.
I really don’t understand people who only listen to Hip hop or just one kind of music, like fuuuuck. If I could only listen to one genre of music, I’d kill myself. It’s just that music is everything to me. I think the less diverse you are in music choice, the more stressed out you tend to get. Whether you’re...
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I just wish everybody would just SHUT THE FUCK UP about the Kony problem unless you are actually doing something about it. Everybody else, you are all ANNOYING ASS PEOPLE. Sit your ass down and calm your tits.
For people, who are just like, “omg, you just found out about this? I knew about this yearss ago” and those same people actually, unbelievably complain — COMPLAIN,...
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Watchpedo-cakes:
thisisonlypartofme:
oh damn!
thecarlosroman:
What the fuck.
Brian and Scott Nicholson + this dope ass little girl.
Some reason this reminds me of Elana!
<3
February 2012
27 posts
Watchjeffbernat:
HAHAHAHA, Damn!
lmao.
