fine line between this and that.
sabad0: THAT needs to/should be happening,but THIS is what I’m fucking stuck with. -_- ALWAYS.
12845.) I am so glad we egged your house. And the...
thuglifebitch: (via blogsecret) Omg. You submitted this one, didn’t you?! HAHA.
Fuck you, I'm awesome.
IT’S 1:40am. THE FUUCK?! MOTHERFUCK MY LIFE -____-“
Being comfortable > Looking cute.
(via oliverjasmine) HELLZ YEZZ.
I am so fucking tired, you guys have no idea.
kmzrtl: -______- Seriously. Fuck the holidays, AND they JUST started.
You swallow propaganda like a birth control pill,...
Working in Retail
pokness: abaino: Bringing this back because the holiday season is here and there have been some pretty rude bitch ass customers lately.Please be considerate to us workers when shopping. trisheezy; 1. When I say, “Hi, how are you doing today?” You say, “Great, thanks. And yourself?” Do not ignore and walk pass me. 2. When I say, “Can I help you find a size?” I really mean.. “Let me get it....
When I get some money I'm gonna buy me some time....
thelookoflove: (via thehynawearshightops)
I wish I was as creative & smart as Kevin from...
That kid was fucking clever.
Last, but not least
& since I don’t have pics of y’all & I’m too lazy to search for some & since y’all two are just this fucking special.. & I know Thanksgiving is already over, but IRDGAF & plus, I’ve been meaning to do something like this.. here it goes: Christine Mendoza: One of my best fucking friends right here. Hm. I know lately we haven’t been talking...
To sleep or not to sleep?
That is the question.
If I could sing I would sing, but I can't hit a...
delzyvecino: relaxanika: -ArtOfficial
I'm thankful for lesbians
kmzrtl: shftwings: asparagus: (via justanotherprettylie)
The Missing Gravy Ladle
kmzrtl: Jamie invited her mother over to her house for dinner. Over the course of the evening, Jamie’s mom started to wonder if there was more between Jamie and her roommate than met the eye. She had long been suspicious of her daughter’s sexuality, and watching them interact made her more curious. Reading her mom’s thoughts, Jamie volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure...
I don't get how people can say they hate musicals,...
mykicks: Aren’t they the same thing? LOL. SOO. FUCKING. TRUE.
forlabelsorlove: mylifeisaverage: Today, my seven-year-old niece came up to me and asked, “If we have Mother Nature and Mother Earth, does that make the universe a lesbian?” I didn’t know what to say. MLIA.