I'd like to disappear for a while not for people...
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marks the first day I’ve ever gotten high at work. It passed by pretty quickly. Followed by a massive dinner at E-bar. Today was pretty good.
Prepare your dashboards.
Girl: Look babe, I have dinosaurs on my underwear!
Best friend: Uhh.. cool!
This is the song. Got me all warm-hearted &...
1: Did you go to church today?
2: .... noooo.
1: Why not?
2: I don't wanna say!
1: WHY NOT?
2: I masturbated & fell asleep...
Kristen, Dakota.. y'all KILLIN me.
Kristen, you need to come out the closet already. We ALL know you’re a closet lesbian, just make up happy. Dakota, I never understood how folks would just go pedo status for you.. until today. Work that corset, girl!
It freaks me out when I can’t find the meaning of acronym’s on wikipedia. I know I wrote you down right in class! But why aren’t you here?!
Teacher: So what are some things you've heard about your sense of sight?
Class: Watching T.V. & reading in the dim light will ruin your eyes, eat carrots, you should "stretch" your eyes, etc. etc.
Teacher: (Explains what the myths & facts are & so on).
Teacher: I'm surprised nobody said 'masturbation will make you go blind.' Of course, we all know that's not true.. cause if it was, we'd all be blind.
Teacher *talking to herself, mimicking us: ONLY excessive masturbation.. not regular masturbation.
9 Things I Hate 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time.. I...– Unknown. (via kaybeaninc)
“We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly...
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People always say you should be yourself, like yourself is this definite thing…...– My So Called Life (via pennyforthought)
People who live in the past generally are afraid...
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Let's just be.: New Poem, Tell me what you think?... →
See I’ve come to you because I’m having a hard time Finding and defining the way to get into her mind Its a constant battle, and she’s guilty of a war crime The inhuman way her mind lands mines in mine In the places of innocent homes of love and nurture Her presence reeks of pleasure out of…
: Hip-Hop chick. →
If you were to exist, we would be pumping our fist to Public Enemy or screaming Fuck tha Police with NWA. Bring my boom box everyday, you bring the CDs so we can regulate You wear the kicks while I stick with the chucks, clutch with the stick Drive down sunset and dip, in and out of lanes,…
Final Fantasy XIII
xanszie: asfjamazeme: 2 hours & 16 minutes SON. All nighter? I think so. LOL! Wow. o: You got the game? For what system? Hahah yeee son! Well, I’m bout to for the midnight release. I’m gettin it for the 360 lol. You pickin it up?
Final Fantasy XIII
2 hours & 16 minutes SON. All nighter? I think so.
& I got NETFLIX! Uh huh, uh huh, FUCKING. AWESOME. & kinna sad, kinna not really, pretty much the most exciting thing that’s happened to me.
Wooow. Haven’t been on this in FOREVERRRR. & why am I starting now? I have a study guide to finish for my psych test monday & two chapters to catch up on for poly sci. But yet, here I am, on tumblr once again. Huh, yeah.. school & work has pretty much taken over my life. Although I am glad to say that this is the first time in MONTHS I’ve been this socially active.. as sad...